A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver&#39;s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver&#39;s window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, &quot;Yes Officer?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;What are you doing?&quot; the policeman asked. &quot;What does it look like?&quot; answered the young man. &quot;I&#39;m reading this magazine.&quot; Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, &quot;And what is she doing?&quot; The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, &quot;What does it look like? She&#39;s knitting.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;And how old are you?&quot; the officer then asked the young man. &quot;I&#39;m nineteen,&quot; he replied. &quot;And how old is she?&quot; asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, &quot;Well, in about twelve minutes she&#39;ll be sixteen.&quot;