There&#39;s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, &quot;Let&#39;s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.&quot; <br /><br />The guy with the Chihuahua says, &quot;We can&#39;t go in there. We&#39;ve got dogs with us.&quot; <br /><br />The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, &quot;Just follow my lead.&quot; They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. <br /><br />A guy at the door says, &quot;Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.&quot; <br /><br />The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, &quot;You don&#39;t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.&quot; <br /><br />The guy at the door says, &quot;A Doberman Pinscher?&quot; <br /><br />He says, &quot;Yes, they&#39;re using them now, they&#39;re very good.&quot; <br /><br />The guy at the door says, &quot;Come on in.&quot; <br /><br />The guy with the Chihuahua figures, &quot;What the heck,&quot; so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, &quot;Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.&quot; <br /><br />The guy with the Chihuahua says, &quot;You don&#39;t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.&quot; <br /><br />The guy at the door says, &quot;A Chihuahua?&quot; <br /><br />The guy with the Chihuahua says, &quot;You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?&quot;