A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young Man carrying a vacuum cleaner. &quot;Good morning,&quot; said the young man. &quot;If I could take a couple of minutes Of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.&quot; &quot;Go away&#33;&quot; Said the old lady. &quot;I&#39;m broke and haven&#39;t got any money&#33;&quot; and she proceeded to close the door. <br /><br />Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.. &quot;Don&#39;t be too hasty&#33;&quot; He said. &quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. &quot; And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse Manure onto her hallway carpet. &quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure From your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.&quot; The old lady stepped back and said, &quot;Well Let me get you a fork, &#39;cause they cut off my electricity This morning.