Two doctors get on a flight to LA. One sits next to the window, the other in the middle. An attorney comes along and sits in the aisle seat. <br /><br />The lawyer kicks off his shoes and settles in. <br /><br />The doctor in the window seat says, &quot;I think I&#39;ll get up and get a drink.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;No problem,&quot; says the attorney, &quot;I&#39;m by the aisle. I&#39;ll get it for you.&quot;<br /><br />While he&#39;s gone, one of the doctors picks up one of the attorney&#39;s shoes and spits in it. <br /><br />When he returns with the drink, the other doctor says, &quot;That looks good, I think I&#39;ll have one too.&quot;<br /><br />Again, the attorney fetches the drink. And while he&#39;s gone, the other doctor picks up the other shoe and spits in it.<br /><br />The lawyer returns and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. <br /><br />As the plane is landing, the attorney slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.<br /><br />&quot;How long must this go on?&quot; he asks the doctors. &quot;This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? <br /><br />This spitting in shoes and peeing in drinks?&quot;