Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?<br />A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.<br /><br />Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?<br />A: To get away from Colonel Sanders&#33;<br /><br />Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?<br />A: Because it was a double-crosser.<br /><br />Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?<br />A: To take over the other side.<br /><br />Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?<br />A: To get to the other slide.<br /><br />Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?<br />A: To get to the other tide.<br /><br />Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?<br />A: Chickens hadn&#39;t evolved yet