LOL<br /><br />heres another in that line....<br /><br />A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold <br />Monday morning; it&#39;s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally <br />demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in <br />mysterious ways. <br />After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. <br />The woman says, &quot;So, you&#39;re a man. That&#39;s interesting. I am a woman. <br />Wow, just look at our cars&#33; There&#39;s nothing left, but we&#39;re unhurt. <br />This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in <br />peace for the rest of our days&quot;. <br />Flattered, the man replies, &quot;Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God&#33; But you&#39;re still at fault...women shouldn&#39;t be allowed to drive.&quot; <br />The woman continues, &quot;And look at this, here&#39;s another miracle. My car <br />is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn&#39;t break. <br />Surely God wants us to drink this win e and celebrate our good fortune.&quot; <br />She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, <br />opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. <br />The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. <br />The man asks , &quot;Aren&#39;t you having any?&quot; <br />&quot;Sure&quot; she replies, &quot;Maybe after the police arrive....&quot;