Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentines Day?<br />A: Hogs and Kisses&#33;<br /><br />Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentines Day?<br />A: Sure, theyre very scent-imental&#33;<br /><br />Girl: I cant be your valentine for medical reasons.<br />Boy: Really?<br />Girl: Yeah, you make me sick&#33;<br /><br />Q: Why is Valentines Day the best day for a celebration?<br />A: Because you can really party hearty&#33;<br /><br />Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentines Day?<br />A: A hug and a quiche&#33;<br /><br />Q: What do you call a very small valentine?<br />A: A valentiny&#33;<br /><br />Q: What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?<br />A: Ive got a crutch on you&#33;<br /><br />Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentines Day?<br />A: I find you very attractive.<br /><br />Q: What did one melon say to the other melon on Valentines day?<br />A: Its a pity we cantaloupe