<!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:4--><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:black--><span style="color:black"><!--/coloro--><br />This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.<br /><br />DON&#39;T TAKE ME IF I DON&#39;T WANT TO GO........... <br /><br />After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her<br />husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.<br /><br />Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping <br />boring and preferred to get in and get out.<br /><br />Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she<br />loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from &lt; BR&gt;her local Wal-Mart.<br /><br />Dear Mrs. Fenton,<br /><br />Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a<br />commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be <br />forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.<br />Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance<br />cameras.<br /><br />1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in <br />people&#39;s carts when they weren&#39;t looking.<br /><br />2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at<br />5-minute intervals.<br /><br />3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to <br />the women&#39;s restroom.<br /><br />4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official<br />voice, &quot;Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.&quot;<br /><br />5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of<br />M&amp;M&#39;s on layaway.<br /><br />6. September 14: Moved a &quot;CAUTION - WET FLOOR&quot; sign to a<br />carpeted area. <br /><br />7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and<br />told other shoppers he&#39;d invite them in if they would bring pillows and<br />blankets from the bedding department. <br /><br />8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could hel p him he<br />began crying and screamed, &quot;Why can&#39;t you people just leave me alone?&quot;<br /><br />9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it <br />as a mirror while he picked his nose.<br /><br />10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,<br />he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.<br /><br />11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while<br /> loudly humming the &quot; Mission Impossible&quot; theme.<br /> <br />12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his <br />&quot;Madonna look&quot; by using different sizes of funnels.<br /><br />13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed<br />through, yelled &quot;PICK ME&#33; PICK M E&#33;&quot; <br /><br />14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud<br />  ;speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed &quot;OH NO&#33; IT&#39;S THOSE<br /> VOICES AGAIN&#33;&quot;<br /> <br /> And last, but not least <br /> <br /> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited<br /> awhile, then yelled very loudly, &quot;Hey&#33; There&#39;s no toilet paper in here&#33;&quot; <br /> <br /> Regards,<br /> Walmart<!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->