An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.<br /><br />&#39;Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?&#39;<br /><br />&#39;I can cut them for you&#39;  said the chemist  &#39;but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.&#39;<br /><br />&#39;I am 96&#39;  said the old man .  &#39;I don&#39;t want an erection.   <br /><br /> <br /><br />I just want it sticking out far enough so I don&#39;t pee on my slippers.&#39;