A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, &quot;Hey, you don&#39;t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.&quot;<br /><br />The lady asks, &quot;How do I do it without surgery?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Just rub toilet paper between them.&quot;<br /><br />Startled the lady asks, &quot;How does that make them bigger?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;I don&#39;t know, but it worked for your butt.&quot;