The Pastor&#39;s Ass<br /><br /> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.<br /><br />The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.<br /><br />The local paper read:<br /><br /><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->PASTOR&#39;S ASS OUT FRONT.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><br /><br />The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.<br /><br />The next day, the local paper headline read:<br /><br /><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR&#39;S ASS.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><br /><br />This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.<br /><br />The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.<br /><br />The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:<br />  <br /><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><br /><br />The bishop fainted.<br /><br />He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for &#036;10.<br /><br />The next day the paper read:<br /><br /><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->NUN SELLS ASS FOR &#036;10.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><br /><br />This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.<br /><br />The next day the headlines read:<br /><br /><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><br /><br />The bishop was buried the next day.<br /><br />The moral of the story is . . . <br /><br />being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.<br /><br />So be yourself and enjoy life.<br /><br />Stop worrying about everyone else&#39;s ass and you&#39;ll be a lot happier and live longer&#33;<br /><br />Have a nice day&#33;