A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, &quot;This is the dumbest kid in the world.  Watch while I prove it to you.&quot;<br /><br />The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, &quot;Which do you want, son?&quot; <br /><br />The boy takes the quarters and leaves.<br /><br />&quot;What did &#33; I tell you?&quot; said the barber.  &quot;That kid never learns&#33;&quot;<br /><br />Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.  &quot;Hey, son&#33;  May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?&quot; <br /><br />The boy licked his cone and replied,&quot;Because the day I take the dollar, the game&#39;s over&#33;&quot;