Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. <br />She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. <br />One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. <br />She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. <br /><br />As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a <br />glass bowl sitting on top of it, the bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom&#33; <br /><br />When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. <br /><br />The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.<br /> <br />&#39;Miss Beatrice&#39;, he said, &#39;I wonder if you would tell me about this?&#39; pointing to the bowl. <br /><br />&#39;Oh, yes,&#39; she replied, &#39;Isn&#39;t it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. <br />The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease, <br />And you know I haven&#39;t had the flu all winter.&#39;