Glesga mortuary<br /> <br />A man who just died is delivered to a Glasgow mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. <br /> <br />Big Tam the mortician asks the deceased&#39;s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.<br /> <br />The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue. She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, &quot;I don&#39;t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.&quot;<br /> <br />The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Tam, &quot;Whatever the cost, I&#39;m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I&#39;m very grateful. <br /><br />How much did you spend?&quot; <br /> <br />To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. &quot;Nae charge&quot;, he says.<br /> <br />&quot;No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit&#33;&quot; she says. &quot;Honestly, hen&quot;, Tam says, &quot;it didnae cost nothin. <br /><br />You see, a deid gentleman of about your husband&#39;s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit insteed, and she said it made nae difference as long as he looked nice.&quot;<br /><br /> <br /><br />&quot;So, I just switched their heids.&quot;