A man owned a small farm in Minnesota. The Minnesota State Wage &amp; Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.  &quot;I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,&quot; demanded the agent.<br /><br />&quot;Well,&quot; replied the farmer, &quot;there&#39;s my farm hand who&#39;s been with me for 3 years.  I pay him &#036;200 a week plus free room and board.  The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her &#036;150 per week plus free room and board. Then there&#39;s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about &#036;10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;That&#39;s the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit,&quot; says the agent. <br /><br />&quot;That would be me,&quot; replied the farmer.