For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.<br /><br />&quot;You&#39;ve been such exemplary statues,&quot; he announced to them, &quot;That I&#39;m going to give you a special gift. I&#39;m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.&quot; And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.<br /><br />The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.<br /><br />&quot;You still have fifteen more minutes,&quot; said the angel, winking at them.<br /><br />Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, &quot;Great&#33; Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I&#39;ll crap on it&#39;s head.&quot;