<!--fonto:Comic Sans MS--><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#00FF00--><span style="color:#00FF00"><!--/coloro--> George Bush gets out of his Car and started jogging one morning along <br />&gt;&gt; the Parkway when he tripped, <br />&gt;&gt; fell over the Bridge railing, and landed in the Creek below. <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; Before the Secret Service Guys could get to him, <br />&gt;&gt; Three Kids who were playing near the water, pulled him out. <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; The First Kid said, <br />&gt;&gt; &quot;I want to go to Disneyland .&quot; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; George said.... <br />&gt;&gt; &quot;No Problem. I&#39;ll take you there on Air Force One.&quot; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; The Second Kid said, <br />&gt;&gt; &quot;I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan &#39;s.&quot; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; George said, &quot;I&#39;ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them&#33;&quot; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; The Third Kid said, <br />&gt;&gt; &quot;I want a Motorized  Wheelchair with a built in TV and Stereo Headset&#33;&quot; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; George was a little perplexed by this and said....... <br />&gt;&gt; &quot;But You Don&#39;t Look like...... You are Handicapped.&quot; <br />&gt;&gt; <br />&gt;&gt; The Third Kid replied, <br />&gt;&gt; &quot;I will be, after my Dad finds out I Saved Your Ass from Drowning&#33;&quot;<!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->