<!--fonto:VerdanaArial--><span style="font-family:VerdanaArial"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--fonto:Arial Black--><span style="font-family:Arial Black"><!--/fonto-->A man asked his wife, &quot;What would you most like for your birthday?&quot;<br /> She said, &quot;I&#39;d love to be ten again.&quot;<br /><br /> On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.<br /><br /> She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald&#39;s they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie theater, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.<br /><br /> Her husband leaned over and asked, &quot;Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?&quot;<br /><br /> One eye opened and she groaned, &quot;Actually I meant dress size.&quot; <!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc-->    <img src="http://www.clanlod.net/ipb/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheeky-smiley-005.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky-smiley-005:" border="0" alt="cheeky-smiley-005.gif" /> <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc-->