A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. &quot;I&#39;ve kidnapped you&#33;&quot;, said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, &quot;I&#39;ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put &#036;10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde.&quot; The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid&#39;s shirt and sent him home to show his parents.<br /><br />The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the &#036;10,000 with a note that said, &quot;How could you do this to a fellow blonde?&quot;