TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN&#39;T<br /><br />10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.<br /><br />9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.<br /><br />8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.<br /><br />7. Look at the size of his putter.<br /><br />6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.<br /><br />5. Mind if I join your threesome?<br /><br />4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.<br /><br />3. My hands are so sweaty I can&#39;t get a good grip.<br /><br />2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.<br /><br />1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.<br /><br /><br /><br />TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....<br /><br />10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.<br /><br />9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.<br /><br />8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.<br /><br />7. You don&#39;t have to compliment the person who gives you so me.<br /><br />6. It&#39;s O.K. when the person you&#39;re with fantasizes you&#39;re someone else, because you are.<br /><br />5. Forty years from now you&#39;ll still enjoy candy.<br /><br />4. If you don&#39;t like what you get, you can always go next door.<br /><br />3. It doesn&#39;t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.<br /><br />2. Less guilt the morning after.<br /><br />1. You can do the whole neighborhood.