Im a golfer and being one you hear some real funny jokes out on the links so hears a few of my favorits:<br /><br />One day, Thom decided that for once in his life, he wanted to win a golf match and make back a bit of the money he&#39;d lost over the years. So he walked over to the club pro and said, <br />    &quot;I&#39;ll bet you &#036;1,000 that I can get a lower score than you in nine holes of golf. But seince you&#39;re so much better than me, I get two &#39;gotchas&#39;.&quot;<br />    &quot;What&#39;s a gotcha?&quot; asked the pro<br />    &quot;Nothing too bad,&quot; replied Thom. &quot;I&#39;ll do the first one on the first tee.&quot;<br />The pro figured that whatever gotchas were, giving up only two of them was no big deal-especially if Thom used up one on the first tee. <br />    &quot;You&#39;ve got yourself a bet, my friend.&quot;<br />An hour later, club members were amazed to see the pro writing Thom a check for &#036;1,000. <br />    &quot;How did you get beat by Thom of all people?&quot; they asked the pro at the club house.<br />He sighed, &quot;Well, on the first tee, I was in the middle of my backswing when old Thom ran up from behind, grabbed my crotch, and yelled, &#39;Gotcha&#33;&#39;&quot; The pro then paused for a moment, shook his head, and continued, &quot;Have you ever tried to play nine holed of golf waiting for the second &#39;gotcha&#39;?&quot;<br /><br />heres another..<br /><br />Golfer: &quot;I just got a new set of clubs for my wife&quot;<br />Caddie: &quot;Great trade, sir.&quot;