Zinc and The Prince were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning ocean liner. <br />While rummaging through the boat&#39;s provisions, The Prince stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To their amazement a genie did come out. <br />This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. <br />Without giving much thought to the matter Zinc blurted out, &quot;Make the entire ocean into beer&#33;&quot; <br />Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. The Genie then vanished with her freedom. <br />Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. <br />The Prince looked disgustedly at Zinc whose wish had been granted. <br />After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: &quot;Nice going&#33; Now we&#39;re going to have to pee in the boat.&quot;