An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... <br /><br />The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,&#39;Things are great and I&#39;ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc ?&#39; <br /><br />The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. <br /><br />&#39;I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water&#39;s edge. He realized he&#39;d left his gun at home and so he couldn&#39;t shoot the magnificent creature. Just for the hell of it he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal and went &#39;bang, bang&#39;.&#39; <br /><br />&#39;Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?&#39; asked the doctor. <br /><br />The 86-year-old said , &#39;Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.&#39; <br /><br />The doctor replied , &#39;My point exactly.&#39;