A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out <br />of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,<br />enjoying the wind blowing through his sparse hair.<br /><br />Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even <br />more.<br /><br />But, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the State Trooper behind him,<br />blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then<br />110, then 120. <br /><br />Suddenly he thought, &#39;What am I doing? I&#39;m too old for this,&#39; and<br />pulled over to await the Trooper&#39;s arrival.<br /><br />Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the BMW, looked at his<br />watch and said, &#39;Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If<br />you can give me a reason for speeding that I&#39;ve never heard before, I&#39;ll<br />let you go. <br /><br />The old gentleman paused. Then said, &#39;Three years ago, my wife ran off<br />with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.&#39;<br /><br />Have a good day, Sir,&#39; replied the trooper.