For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....<br /><br />&#39;Circumcised&#39; (this is priceless&#33;)<br /><br />A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. <br />She went back to find out what was going on.<br />He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.<br /><br />The teacher told him to go down to the principal&#39;s office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.<br />He did and returned to his class.<br /><br />Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.<br /><br />She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his &#39;private part&#39; hanging out.<br /><br />&#39;I thought I told you to call your mom&#33;&#39; she said.<br /><br />&#39;I did,&#39; he said, &#39;And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she&#39;d come and pick me up from school.